um, pull their faraway home of Cybertron to Earth? Or turn Earth into Cybertron? Or something. Cue lots of deeply confusing and tedious "Tranny-Slapping" as I have just dubbed the Transformer skirmishes as Megatron, Sentinel and the baddies try to use the Bridge to. But OH NOES, Sentinel has decided that the Autobots are fighting a lost cause, so he's throwing in with the Decepticons anyway. Turns out this is what the Decepticons wanted only Optimus could revive him and only Sentinel can work the teleporter doowacky (the "Bridge"). So Optimus rocks up to the moon and finds Sentinel Prime and revives him. He then throws a strop 'cos the humans knew about this bit of Cybertron kit but never told him, but now they're more than happy to, I suppose. I'm not sure Jolly Boy's Outing? Optimus Prime gets into a fracas with Decepticon Shockwave and finds a couple of these pillars. The Decepticons swiped almost all the pillars but left Sentinel there. So, years ago, the old Autobot leader Sentinel Prime crashed into the moon along with some teleporter doowacky - made up of hundreds of "pillars" - that only he can control. The following will be far less a coherent review than a disjointed mess. So I shall attempt to review a movie I have only just seen but about which I know almost nothing, and about which I care considerably less than that. And I was lost, bored and checking my watch before the fourth minute. 154 minutes long, so Wiki tells me (although whilst watching it it felt as though it flew by in a mere, ooh, fourteen hours or so?). Reviewed by LastCaress1972 / 10 Reviewed on August 11, 2013, Sun at 03:37 PM
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